Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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