That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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