are you so shy because you have an std?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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