false alarm. still invincible.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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