wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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