You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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