So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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