He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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