Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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