By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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