Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
