but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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