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what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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