If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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