One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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