You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
can u get pink eye on your cock?
is wine microwaveable?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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