just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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