i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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