Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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