fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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