PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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