If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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