fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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