If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
