Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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