i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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