Where are you?
In a non slutty way
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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