I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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