Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
