i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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