Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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