I hate all girls vehemently.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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