I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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