Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
