so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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