That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Randomize
