he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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