White coat. Heels.
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i permit you to call me
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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