It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I am naked and annoyed.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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