i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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