omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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