Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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