I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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