Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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