3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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