you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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