is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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be right there i have to get my cape
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Pooping to opera.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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