She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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