so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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