the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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