What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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