Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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