you win again, gameday.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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