I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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