belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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