He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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