i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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