It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
