He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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