It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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