Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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